Spiders are seriously the coolest bros ever. They make the best roommates. They’re small and not in the way. They protect gardens. They eat other bugs. They clean up after themselves. And they don’t fuck your boyfriend while you’re out of town.
History teacher: so who’s Barack Obama?
Me: the first black hokage
*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
did it and now im done
"sorry for the delay on your burger!"
My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him
ARE YOU SERIOUS